The Immortal Herb That Escaped the First Emperor's Tomb

Reborn as a longevity grass.

When my little friend’s life was in danger, I couldn’t bear to stand by.

I plucked two blades of grass and had him swallow them. In an instant, his bloodline reverted to its ancient origins, turning him into a primeval creature and adding two hundred thousand years to his lifespan.

When a plague ravaged the prehistoric dragon race, a mighty figure knelt before me, begging me to grant them immortal liquid and save the dragons from disaster.

I couldn’t bear to refuse. I took a bottle behind a tree, spat into it, added a little bathwater, and gave it a stir. The great one was overcome with gratitude, drank my spit, and instantly broke through his bottleneck.

He even took my spit back with him, saving countless dinosaurs.

An invincible ancient being, near the end of his lifespan, knelt before me and wept. I couldn’t bear it, so I spat a mouthful of phlegm into his mouth...

The new book, Eighty Years in Seclusion from the Start, Invincible the Moment I Emerge, is currently being serialized.