I Am the BOSS in the Game

First person essay. Mainly funny. My name is Wang Dali, and I am a BOSS. Every day, people come to attack me, including reckless men who only know how to chop, mages who rub balls in a vulgar way, and thieves who sneak attacks... Oh, and of course there is the beautiful elf archer lady. Oops, I am a little reluctant to hit her. But I am a competent BOSS, and I will never show mercy just because the other person looks better. Well, absolutely not.