
My Superheroes Can’t Possibly Be This Jerkish
我的超级英雄不可能这么混蛋
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- 1.1M Words
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- Light Novel
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- Fan Fiction
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- 5y ago
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- Qidian
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If it were based on the mold of an ordinary hero, this book would be okay, but it was cast in the shape of a bat grandpa, and the impression suddenly dropped, because the protagonist is not very smart, pretending to be a high-IQ person, and behaves like an ordinary person. His strategies are just like that, and there are frequent loopholes in his work, but no one points it out. It is so different from the original grandpa.
The dragon slayer eventually becomes a dragon, and the protagonist is no different from those "superheroes". Doing so-called "just" things in the name of a hero. The grandmother paradox at the beginning is outrageous and has no explanation. The protagonist, as a time traveler, is just that, incapable and furious. It's outrageous to create a superhero. You know that superheroes are not good things, but you still promote a little girl and turn a 7-year-old child into an adult. At this age, you don't have a lot of knowledge, and your outlook on life and worldview have not yet been formed. So you are training him as a superhero. He has a body of supernatural power but no matching brain. How is he different from the people of the motherland? One loves his mother and the other loves his "father". Both of them have miserable childhoods, right? At the beginning, if there were no people from the motherland, the protagonist would still be killed by the robbers. As a result, the protagonist would be incompetent and furious. As we will see later, the protagonist is not just a wage earner. The Titans Alliance can also give superpowers to others because he is the protagonist. This is the author's logic. Because the protagonist is the protagonist, there is no explanation. The explanation is that the protagonist is the protagonist.
The author wrote the wrong protagonist as Batman, but it's not as deep as Batman at all. It looks awkward. How can there be a Batman who wears a bat suit and talks so much when facing villains? He talks so much and laughs at every turn. Don't you know that Batman's smile is the most rare thing? You should change it to Iron Man. At least the lecherous harem character can escape from these things.
What the black robe worldview needs is not a superhero, but a mad villain or an anti-superhero who can break lies (superheroes in this world can be said to be the crystallization of capital's malice)
The plot arrangement is reasonable, the protagonists are both online, the supporting characters are carefully portrayed, and the battle scenes are well described. It is not the usual mindless cool or pretentious writing. It makes me vaguely feel like watching the Batman TV animation or movie series. The greater charm of Batman compared to Superman is that he is a mortal who will encounter setbacks, injuries, and even be knocked down by pain. But like many ordinary people, his rational wisdom and perseverance enabled him to "encounter difficulties, face them head-on, and solve them." The ultimate success achieved through hard work with a concrete process is more relatable to people. In comparison, Superman as a perfect citizen seemed a bit weak until the appearance of the Unjust Superman. MCU Women's Federation 4 gave me a new association. Combined with the setting of the comic's hyper-time flow, in fact, no matter how many times it is restarted, the past history will always exist. The experience of Women's Federation 4 can be understood as the people in current A go back to time point P in the past and create a new future B. Because they are the pioneers of new future B, they can go to new future B. However, the time and space of current A still exists and will not disappear. It's just that those who changed the past have disappeared. Whether it is Marvel or DC's hyper-time flow, there is such a relationship. The past will be changed in a sense, but at the same time it cannot be erased. This book may be able to see a linkage with the DC Marvel Universe, and may be able to see a linkage between the Black Robe A time and space created by the author and the future time and space, the time and space of the original comics, or the time and space of the American TV series. In any case, I hope the author can stick to the current Batman character design, attribute the power to the armor, and limit the combat power to prevent excessive blowout...
When Black Robe Picket became popular, I was looking for fans to read it and kill those perverts. Now I finally found a copy.
The Black Robe's Walt was also created by him. Both superheroes and super villains were created by him. In the original work, many ordinary people were killed for experiments, and countless bad things were done behind the scenes. But if he is doing something openly, he is a good person? Batman has done countless good things, but it is said that he has character problems and is not a good person. The people of the motherland have done so many bad things, but they show off that they are good people. The contemporary Virgin Mary on the internet is so disgusting
The author always says that Pig's Feet practiced gymnastics in his previous life, so his body is very flexible. I don't understand what the relationship between what he did in his previous life and now is.
After reading the first 30 chapters, I got a taste of it. What the author is writing is not an anti-superhero theme, but a superhero fan using a superhero plot to attack anti-superheroes. Unfortunately, the plot combines the arrogance and superficial thinking of the elites of superhero works with the bloody confusion of anti-superheroes, but lacks the combination of the advantages of the two or a more profound conflict. I was attracted by the title of the book, thinking that what I would see would be: 1. A more in-depth discussion of heroes and justice; 2. Ordinary people are powerless against the "Superman" but still have to fight, resist and even win. It's a pity that I don't see it here yet. It's still cheats fighting cheats, Superman vs. Superman, unjust Avengers vs. Unjust pseudo-heroes.
... Hello friends, I am Ma Miaojun, the leader of the Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi Sect. Just now a friend asked me what happened to Mr. Ma's kidney. I said what happened and sent me a few screenshots. When I saw it, Ouch! It turned out to be yesterday, there were two young people. One didn't recommend it to me, and the other didn't add it to my collection. They said, you don't look good. I said I am good-looking, this is an anti-hero, and web writing pays attention to routines. The strong men of the country of Yu, who weigh more than 200 kilograms, all say it looks good. Ah, he insisted on saying it didn't look good. I told you to tell me again? ! ... As soon as I said that, he stood up immediately, so fast! ! Then there was a report and a deletion of the book. All my defense zones (slips of the tongue) were blocked! After going out, the starting point will naturally be traditional, collect and recommend. I smiled and prepared to close my fist, because at this time, he had already lost. If I exert my strength, his number will be gone. He slapped me in the face with "next time", but I was careless and didn't dodge. These two young men have no moral ethics and come to cheat and sneak attack on me, a sixty-nine-year-old comrade, okay? This is not good. I advise these two young people not to make such mistakes again in the future, little clever guy. The starting point must be peace, martial ethics, and no fighting! Thank you friends!