I Just Want to Be a YouTuber, Bro

Fang Xiao: “There's always someone trying to screw over this poor pigeon. Basically, it's extremely dangerous. They're always craving new video updates. I just want to be a monthly-updating UP creator and keep flaking out, for crying out loud! Don't come any closer! Why do you have to make videos and livestream with me?!”

Fans: “Dianwan, you've changed! Why are your videos full of lovey-dovey couple stuff? I'd rather eat your terrible cooking and unfollow you! I absolutely refuse to eat that kind of mush! This is seriously affecting my life, sob sob TAT *burp*~”

Later.

Fans: “Sob sob, a weekly dose of couple content really fills you up~ The short videos are only a few minutes long, with simple plots, and they're fun to watch. They're just a little short. Anyway, they're so filling. Couple-content videos can even gain followers and earn you a raise. Got it, got it. I'm off to get married.”

A sweet romance with one heroine. Stockholders welcome ฅ(˃̶˙ω˙˂̶ฅ)