Eating All over the World Starts with Uncle Jiu

Fill old man Ren's mouth with cinnabar. I don't believe it can turn into a corpse

I remember that at the beginning of a novel, I pretended to be Mr. Ren and asked Uncle Jiu to burn Ren Weiyong.

I think Mrs. Ren should be cut into pieces and then taken back. You won't be seen by others, and there is no threat of zombies, killing two birds with one stone. Personal opinion haha.

I didn't learn any Taoist skills from my apprenticeship with Uncle Jiu. What's the point of becoming an apprentice? Just follow the plot.

After reading the introduction, the protagonist wants to eat the golden lotus of merit, so here comes the problem! In the books, movies and TV shows we read, the golden lotus sits under Tathagata's butt and sometimes stands barefoot. You are not afraid that he has athlete's foot and wants to eat everything.

I've already worshiped this master, why don't I learn something? Just watch the protagonist keep working hard and be reckless.

Pay tribute

What's the use of becoming a disciple of Uncle Jiu if you don't learn Maoshan Kung Fu!

At first glance, I lost all interest 😅😅

After reading nearly 30 chapters, I still haven't figured out whether the protagonist looks middle-aged or has rejuvenated and changed his appearance?

I don't think it's possible, just dig out the bones, fill them with cinnabar glutinous rice, make a steel coffin, seal his five limbs with peach wood before closing the lid, fill the lid with ink fountain lines, and dye the soil outside with black dog blood boy's urine, so I can't help it.

Just by looking at the name, I thought I had eaten Uncle Jiu.

Become a hammer master. What the hell? You don't learn anything from a master, just make hammers.

Take a sledgehammer or an ax and break Ren Weiyong's neck to see if he can turn into a corpse. This is called physical corpse removal.

I just read the introduction and wanted to make a complaint. Is it because the Twelve-grade Golden Lotus has a strong taste after sitting for a long time?

Dear writer, your new book is very good. I have joined the new book investment group. Please update~

Hunyuan Jindou must be good, shall we eat together? 😄