I Am a Writer

This world is so crazy, the mouse is the bridesmaid to the cat. But what's even crazier is that at such a wedding, I, a human being, became the main dish of the banquet. This is too... Mom, I am just a writer who failed to sign a contract. I am not even a successful writer. What can I do? The book must be completed after signing the contract. Please help me sign the contract. I wish you all can work with less money and stay close to home.