Senior Brother Is Obviously Overpowered, Yet He's Bald

“My senior brother is peerless in battle. He can kick the Buddha and punch Sun Wukong, and he dares flirt with the Queen Mother of the West right in front of the Jade Emperor. One tiny sneeze from him could defeat all one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals.” “But your senior brother is bald.” “My senior brother is good at everything. He’s better at alchemy than Laozi, better at formations than Fuxi, and a master of music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. When it comes to forging, he leaves that so-called Gongshu Ban miles behind.” “But your senior brother is bald.” “My senior brother is the most handsome man in the world, a gentleman as lovely as jade, unmatched anywhere. Immortal maidens and princesses all vie to serve him, and his fans are everywhere.” “But your senior brother is bald.” “My senior brother is ruthless and merciless, a mass murderer. He especially loves killing people who talk about his bald head. He once slaughtered villages, razed cities, and brought down a continent, all because someone said, ‘Hey, look, there’s a big bald guy.’” “But… your senior brother is really badass!”