There Really Is a House of Everything

"If you have any confusion or worries, welcome to the Smiley Face Room." "We are professionals. We listen to your worries, rent out boyfriends, chase evildoers thousands of miles away, perform horoscopes, investigate affairs, apply film on mobile phones, massage and set bones, clear sewers, exorcise demons... There is nothing you can't think of, but we can't do it." "Your reward is the best encouragement for our service." ——Smiling Face Everything House, Yours sincerely, Nankan.