I Really Don't Want to Be the King of the Mountain

When I woke up, um, I traveled through time (with a calm expression). Look at the costumes, ancient times? No WiFi and air conditioning? (Calm expression). Those high-flying people outside are quite handsome! (Three faces are a little panicked). Mountain King? Hey, wait, why is it such a high-risk occupation? Where's the promised golden finger? The promised waste material reverses... And throws things. Ahem, no, I can't wait to die as an experience monster. The ending of the Mountain King is very miserable, but I can change it, probably! If possible, I would like to live longer... Our slogan is: freedom, equality... Damn, I really don't want to be the king of the mountain...