Best Employee of Wanjie Group

Dear boss: Hello! My name is Lu Qianxun, the best employee of Wanjie Group for three consecutive years. My specialties include: eating on behalf of others, drinking on behalf of others, beating on behalf of others, representing white people, running errands on behalf of others, swearing on behalf of others, killing on behalf of others, plotting on behalf of others, revenge on behalf of others, playing games on behalf of others, scoring on behalf of others, writing on behalf of others, taking exams (crossed out) on behalf of others, going to the toilet on behalf of others... Hundreds of orders have been completed so far, with a comprehensive praise rate of over 99%. Some customer reviews are as follows: "Dragon Movie" Xiao Feng: Five-star praise, Brother Lu is very serious in his work, his attitude is very sincere, the task is successfully completed, and his drinking capacity is the best in the world, I can't do it! "X-Men" Eric Lensherr: Five stars. He saved me and my family, and also saved mutants. He was strong but not a mutant, so I gave him my abilities and made him a member of the mutants. We need him. Nie Xiaoqian of "A Chinese Ghost Story": Four and a half stars. Mr. Lu is a gentle and elegant man with jade eyebrows and starry eyes, fresh and handsome. However, the theory that humans and ghosts have different paths is difficult to understand, so I deducted half a star. The little girl's great revenge was avenged, and she escaped from reincarnation. She had nothing to repay, and she was willing to give her life to her in the next life. A certain house in "Earth Online": Five-star praise. Brother Lu has great kung fu, profound language, successfully completed the task, enthusiastic service, meticulous and thoughtful, proactive, serious and responsible. I will order him again next time! Finally, brother, take me through time! The above is my brief introduction. If you are willing to recruit me to serve you, please silently recite "Qianxun Qianxun, I can't do it without you" three times. After confirming the order, I will communicate with you the specific time and arrive at your side on time to solve your problems. Finally, I wish you a happy life!