Please, Stop Predicting the Future

“Will I find a girlfriend?”

“Will my girlfriend become my wife?”

“What’s my girlfriend’s name?”

“Is my girlfriend pretty?”

Why does it cut corners on such simple questions? Why can’t it even answer whether I’m handsome or if I’ll be rich someday? What good are you!

Zheng Zhong solemnly tells you from personal experience: “There really are surprises after you run away from your wedding! A person’s whole life really can be summed up on a single sheet of paper!”