I Really Don't Want to Win the Ballon d'Or

我真不想拿金球奖啊

by Smiling as the Winds and Clouds Rise Again (笑看风云再起)

Status: Completed
Length: 84k Words
Genre: Sports
Subgenre: Soccer
Updated: 6y ago
Source: Qidian

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Synopsis

“Good evening, viewers and soccer fans watching at home!”

“You're watching the final of the 50th FIFA World Cup. The teams facing off are Team Huaxia and Team Watermelon.”

“With the support of the home crowd, Team Huaxia has fought its way through every round and made history by reaching the World Cup final. Their opponents are Team Watermelon, ten-time champions.”

“The referee blows his whistle, and the match is underway...”

“Gao Bo passes the ball to the right wing. Li Feng makes his run, sprinting forward. Su Zheng receives the ball on the right and sends a through pass straight to Li Feng.”

“Li Feng gets past the defender and is one-on-one with the goalkeeper...”

“Fans throughout the stadium are on their feet. One female fan is already in tears. Team Huaxia has waited far too long for this championship...”

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