Journey to the West: Rebirth Needle

Sanqing: With your body of pure gold, surviving these billions of thunder tribulations is like bathing in spring water, with the breeze blowing on your face. You are suspected of cheating, so... Fan Ruyi: Then please ask Taoist ancestors to change the iron law of heaven and change the disaster. At worst, under the law of heaven, the immortals will re-cultivate, and the essence will not matter. Sanqing:...... Jade Emperor: You stick, only those who have nine orifices in the three realms can practice Taoism and become immortals. If you don't understand one piece of black iron and one thing, how can you become a Taoist? Fan Ruyi: I have thirty-six stars in the sky above my head, and seventy-two points on the earth under my feet. The stars are connected and the points are unobstructed. There are one hundred and eight orifices that can receive the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. I understand the great ways of the heavens. There are ninety-eight more orifices than the nine orifices. Why can't I attain enlightenment? Jade Emperor: Haha, there are ninety-nine more... Ahem, I didn't mention it. Tathagata: You are the essence of the five elements, the body of the golden crow. If you want to achieve the right result, there is no precedent, no, no. Fan Ruyi: Lord Buddha, in this case why do you still cultivate the six-foot golden body? How can you sit on a lotus platform if you are conceived from a hericium stone? Tathagata:......