Lend Me Your Adjectives

In this world, everything, whether people or things, is described with adjectives.

One day, Lu Ze happens to discover that he can see descriptions of everything: an old rice cooker, a balled-up tissue that’s about to smell...

He also discovers that he can copy and paste adjectives:

Take “old” from an old fountain pen and paste it onto a rice bowl, turning it into an antique that leaves every expert stumped over which dynasty it came from.

Take “beautiful” from a pretty girl and paste it onto himself, and a bunch of netizens start calling him “wife” every day.

Wait, why can’t I paste “rich” onto myself?!