The Young Monk Is Not a Monk

I was... Forget it, it's not important. What's important is that you can travel through time as a king. What's even more ridiculous is that you turned into a monk. He's not a Bodhidharma, and he doesn't even have half a dime of connections. In an instant, ten thousand alpacas floated silently through my heart, and countless words of greetings to other people's eighteen generations of ancestors came to my lips, but they were swallowed back hard, because Master taught monks to avoid greed, anger and delusion, and even thinking about it is sinful! Amitabha, sin, sin...