Easy There, Wukong

While out walking his dog,

Hou Jingjing transmigrates into the newborn stone monkey Sun Wukong.

His foolish dog Xiaotian, whom he raised from a puppy, comes along to Flower-Fruit Mountain too ⊙ω⊙...

Hou Jingjing: I want to go back and attend my online classes!

Patriarch Bodhi sweeps his horsetail whisk: Pick a quest. Complete it by the deadline, and you can go back.

“Marry workaholic Yang Jian, then abandon him on your wedding night.”

It might sound heartless, but to get home, Hou Jingjing still diligently completes the quest...

“Disciple, I don't know how to use that newfangled thing. I assigned you the wrong quest!”

[Ten faces of shock!]

[All hope is lost!]

Lord Divine, could we just forget about the marriage?

“I was only trying to help you, that's all.”

Then why don't you... let go of me!

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Let those who should leave go, and those who should stay stay.