I'm a Bandit

Wanshou Mountain, Wuzhuang Temple, a scream pierced the silent starry sky. "Master Patriarch, all the spiritual energy in the mountain has disappeared, and the ginseng and fruit trees have begun to wither!" Zhen Yuanzi rolled up his sleeves, picked up the fly whisk, angrily picked up the magic formula, opened the road to the netherworld, and jumped in. "Houtu, it must be your apprentice who has killed a thousand swords who stole the soul of my Longevity Mountain. Today, you must give me an explanation!" Qianyuan Mountain, Jinguang Cave, the drunk Taiyi Zhenren was sleeping soundly. Li Nezha hurriedly broke into the cave, pulled up the Taiyi Jinshan, which was sprawled out, and shook it to death. "Master, all the spiritual energy in the mountain has been lost, and the mountain-protecting formation cannot continue. That Shiji Empress rushed up the mountain angrily and said that you will not marry me!" The half-drunk Taoist was completely drunk, his mouth was full and his hands and feet were cold. "Le Shi Tuo, it must be you, you bastard! You have hurt me!" The desolate wail echoed through Qianyuan Mountain. Huaguoshan, Shuiliandong. "Your Majesty, the Fourth Master is a hundred miles away. Should we welcome him or reject him?" The monkey with a sullen expression clenched the iron rod in his hand and grinned coldly. "Haha, you still dare to come? Boys, put on your clothes and fuck this guy. You must kill this daring little lion today!" "Your Majesty, he is your sworn brother!" "Noisy! Do I still want to offer this mountain soul of Huaguo Mountain with both hands?" "Your Majesty, your Majesty is wise! This scum must be killed!"