Invincible from the Moment I Start Digging

If the world returned to an age brimming with spiritual energy, what would you do?

Cultivate?

Li Zheng says, “There's no way I'm cultivating, not in this lifetime! Digging up ancient masters' cave abodes and collecting their treasures is the only way I know how to get by.”

“What? Your new disciple has outstanding talent but can't find a suitable cultivation method?”

“No problem. I've got a copy of the Three Pure Ones' Qi-Transformation Art. See if it works for you.”

“What? Your disciple wants to attain sainthood through the flesh?”

“Come on over. I've got the Eight-Nine Arcane Art, the very same one used by the True Lord Erlang. Guaranteed authentic, no tricks.”

“What? You need a handy magical treasure?”

“Ancient famous treasures like the Kunlun Seal, Heaven-Flipping Seal, God-Striking Whip, and Taiji Diagram... How about high-quality replicas?”

“Huh?”

“You want to know the price?”

“Right! How much should I charge?”

“Ordinary people's money is just numbers to me. Spirit stones are only good for cutting into bricks to build pigpens.”

“Forget it. I'm not selling!”