I Just Want to Collect Rent in Peace

“Landlord, this is bad! The Dragon Profound Dynasty and the Phoenixsong Dynasty are at war!” Yan Wu: “Neighbors should get along. If they wreck each other's homes, who's going to pay me rent? Looks like I've been charging too little. Their treasuries are so full they have time to wage war! Make them stop, and double the rent for both countries!” “Landlord, this is bad! The leader of the Sun Moon Divine Sect says your rent is too high and is seriously hindering their campaign to restore their kingdom. He says he'll kill himself in protest against his unscrupulous landlord!” Yan Wu: “Let him die! Tell him there's nowhere to bury him, even if he does! The nine heavens and ten earths belong to me!” “Landlord, Fairy Qiongfang says the hot-spring pipes in her cave abode are broken again. She wants you to come fix them.” Yan Wu tipped his head back and gulped down a big mouthful of nourishing tonic. “I'm on my way.” (Yan Wu transmigrated and unexpectedly obtained the Landlord System, gaining ownership of the entire world of the nine heavens and ten earths. From then on, he began life as a landlord collecting rent in flip-flops, beach shorts, and a snakeskin sack.)