My Apprentice Is a Sand Sculpture

I am a great monster hunter, but all my disciples are unreliable. My eldest disciple is a foodie, and he is paranoid that what he eats is the ultimate concern of life. My second apprentice suffers from depression and thinks about suicide all day long. My third apprentice is born with a stubborn streak and a poor IQ. There are jokes about him throughout Julu. My fourth apprentice forcibly accepted me as his master, which caused me to rack my brains to expel him from the apprenticeship. My fifth apprentice... I don't want to talk about it anymore, it's so hard for me. What? Are you asking me if I am a fool? Let me tell you, a sand sculpture will never admit that he is a sand sculpture. That's right, I'm a bitch!