Invincibility Begins with Pawning Superpowers

Life Diary (1) When I first got married, my wife basically cooked the rice. I found that every time the rice she cooked was very salty, sometimes it was so salty that I couldn't accept it, but I didn't dare to express my opinions for fear that my wife would ask me to cook in the future. Once I accidentally discovered that my wife secretly put salt in my bowl after serving the meal.

My nephew said something that still makes sense to me. In fact, both mushrooms and apricot kernels are edible, but some can be eaten for a lifetime, and some can only be eaten once. 🤓

Life Diary (2) During the epidemic, my hair grew terribly, and barber shops on the street were basically closed. I had no choice but to find my daughter's baby electric push-pull, and prepared to redeem myself. It does have some use! There were so many broken hairs that even a child could count them, and my temples and scalp hurt for a long time.

Life Diary (3) The silly wife was cooking at home and forgot to add water to the steamer, and then went back to her own work. The result can be imagined, it was a burnt mess, and even the aluminum alloy cage was black with a coppery color. In order to prevent me from going home to recycle (found evidence of crime), I kneaded it into a ball and threw it into a garbage bag... In fact, you can really brush it with steel wool and reuse it...

Overseas students asked their domestic classmates: "In the minds of you Chinese, is practicing martial arts more important than other things?" "No, what's the matter?" "Every time I ask girls to have dinner, they will answer: Wait until you have time."

That year I left my hometown and everyone in the village had no water to drink.

Sweet, salty or cute, it's your choice! This Buxi Ai Tejun will take the trouble to satisfy you! Muping Muping is so cute, and you can relieve your worries in the Wangyou Pavilion! You Wangxin appears domineeringly and signs the pawn contract!

Cheers for the new book, collect it and vote for it~

The supervisor asked Daming, Shuangshuang, and Li Hua who were standing outside the door: "What are you three doing in the office? Tell me honestly." Supervisor: "Everyone goes to the finance department to pay five hundred."

I just arrived at the market entrance and saw my aunt falling to the ground from a distance. I didn't think much about it and ran forward to help her. Then a pair of hands grabbed me from behind. I turned around and saw an old man who said seriously: Young man's heart is unpredictable nowadays. You have to think about the consequences when you do good deeds! I'd better go! If you blackmail me, I will lie down.        …         ，:，，！ I:. . .