Invincibility Begins with Pawning Superpowers

Daily Life Diary (Part 1) When we first got married, my wife did most of the cooking. I noticed that the rice she cooked was always very salty, sometimes so salty that I couldn't stand it. But I didn't dare to voice my opinion, afraid that my wife would make me cook in the future. I accidentally discovered that after my wife served me rice, she secretly put salt in my bowl.

My nephew once said something that I still find very insightful. Actually, both mushrooms and apricot kernels are edible, but some can be eaten for a lifetime, while others can only be eaten once. 🤓

Daily Life Diary (Part Two) During the pandemic, my hair grew to an unbearable length, and most barbershops on the street were closed. In desperation, I dug out my daughter's old electric clippers from when she was a baby, ready to save my hair. It was indeed somewhat useful! They pulled out so many stray hairs that even a child could count them, and my temples and scalp ached for half a day.

Daily Life Diary (Part 3) The silly wife was cooking at home and forgot to add water to the steamer, then went to do her own work. The result was predictable: it was completely burnt, even the aluminum steamer basket turned a blackish-copper color. To prevent me from going home to recycle it (and discovering evidence), they actually crumpled it into a ball and threw it into the trash bag... Actually, you really can scrub it with a steel wool pad and reuse it...

A foreign student asked their classmates in China: "In your Chinese minds, is practicing martial arts more important than anything else?" "No, what's wrong?" "Every time I ask a girl out to dinner, she replies: 'I'll go when I have time.'"

That year I left my hometown, leaving the entire village without water to drink.

Sweet, savory, or adorable – the choice is yours! If you don't like this, I'll patiently satisfy you! Muping is so lovely, the Forget-Worries Pavilion is a place to soothe your sorrows! Yu Wangxin makes a powerful entrance; let's sign the pawn contract!

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The supervisor asked Da Ming, Shuang Shuang, and Li Hua, who were standing outside the door, "What exactly are you three doing in the office? Tell me honestly." The Ming Dynasty: "Pointing out the flaws in the landscape, stirring up emotions with words, regarding the powerful officials of the past as mere dust." Supervisor: "Speak like a human being." Da Ming: "Playing Landlord." Supervisor: "Everyone go to the finance department and pay 500 yuan."

[Source: Internet joke] I got up early this morning to go to the market. Just as I arrived at the market entrance, I saw an older woman fall to the ground. Without thinking, I ran over to help her up, but then a pair of hands grabbed me from behind. I turned around and saw an old man with a serious face who said, "Young man, people's hearts are unpredictable these days.