I Have a Huge Black Pot

Jing Yan: I have a knack for taking the blame. The more old ladies I help across the street, the richer I get. Rich kid Wang Kai: Bro, you're incredible! Jing Yan: I've got a huge black wok. Even missiles can't dent it. Awakened One Xiao Yan: Boss, you're amazing. Jing Yan: I can cook in my black wok, and eating the food can alter your genes. North America's top geneticist: I really don't deserve my reputation. Jing Yan: My black wok can identify people's real names. No spy can disguise themselves from it. The world's top spy: This is one thing your humble servant really can't do. Jing Yan: My black wok can pick up wireless signals. It even tunes in to alien channels. Interstellar detective: I had no idea Earth had someone this formidable! If I'd known, I wouldn't have dared invade Earth even if it killed me!