I Have a Huge Black Pot

Jing Yan: I have a knack for taking the blame. The more old ladies I help across the street, the richer I get.

Rich kid Wang Kai: Bro, you're incredible!

Jing Yan: I've got a huge black wok. Even missiles can't dent it.

Awakened One Xiao Yan: Boss, you're amazing.

Jing Yan: I can cook in my black wok, and eating the food can alter your genes.

North America's top geneticist: I really don't deserve my reputation.

Jing Yan: My black wok can identify people's real names. No spy can disguise themselves from it.

The world's top spy: This is one thing your humble servant really can't do.

Jing Yan: My black wok can pick up wireless signals. It even tunes in to alien channels.

Interstellar detective: I had no idea Earth had someone this formidable! If I'd known, I wouldn't have dared invade Earth even if it killed me!