Disciple, You’re Asking for Death

[A breath of fresh air in the world of shamelessness.]

At first, Demon King Ran Jiu simply found a two-year-old little bundle of joy on the road. Bored, she decided to raise him.

She never expected that twenty years later, the little tyke would join the so-called righteous sects and team up with them to seal away Demon King Ran Jiu, the very woman who had raised him from childhood, taken him as her disciple, and taught him martial arts.

He remained sealed for a thousand years.

A thousand years later, Ran Jiu broke free. The first thing she did was seek revenge on the little tyke!

But who could have guessed that he would become the strongest sword immortal under heaven?

He might be a bit hard to kill. What should she do?

Serious warning: this entire novel is a joke.

Lighthearted, hilarious, and stress relieving!

Read at your own risk, or you might split your sides!