Time Travel Without Injury

"I am a venerable man. Young man, you must be polite." "Okay, Venerable Shaodong, but why did your beard fall off?" "Ahem, I'm lacking calcium recently." "Okay, Venerable Shaodong, but why are you running faster than me?" Without blushing or panting, Shao Dong calmly looked at the manic Xel'Naga construct not far away and said, "That's because I am a peace-loving venerable." (This is a story about a young man with normal outlook who pretends to be a Venerable and travels in the multiverse)