The True Colors of Heroes in the Canyon

The reading experience this book offers: “Hmm… The title looks pretty good. I'll click in and take a look, just this once.” “Hmph, another golden finger falling from the sky. I saw that coming.” “The heroine has appeared, just as I expected.” “Holy crap, this many heroines? Are we playing the stock market?” “The protagonist is so bad, so bad~~… Wait, why did the other side surrender…?” “The protagonist can't even figure out this setup? When a girl says that, she must be hinting at… Ah, no! The author tricked me again. What a dirty trick~~~… Sorry, I'll get out of your way.” “I'll study hard after I finish this chapter!” “One little chapter won't waste more than a few minutes!” “One more chapter. Surely one more won't take that long… (completely absorbed)” “Even though my college entrance exam starts at nine, if I move fast enough, I can still make it to the exam hall in five minutes… OH, NOOOOOO!!! Proctor, please let me in! I'm begging you!”