The General's Little Man

General: Marry a chicken randomly, marry a dog and follow the dog, marry a root and carry it on your shoulders. Little man: I just won't get married. As time goes by, the little man said: "Madam, try this dish, it's delicious." General: "Okay, but my husband, the gentleman is far away from the kitchen." General: "Ms. Sir, my wife is going to war." Little man: "Madam, please wait for me. I am here for my husband." A certain little man held a goose feather fan and smiled brightly, and a certain military advisor came.