Am I the Only One Who Doesn't Know I'm an NPC?

What? Have I traveled through time? What? Is this the game I played? What? I have a super awesome character here? Do you want to regret it? No, no, no, how could you regret it? Wait, my spawn point seems not very safe? Wait, is this a game that no one can enter? Wait, my character was only great during the closed beta? Is it too late to regret it? No, no, no, I won't play anymore, let me go back!