The System Tortured Me Three Hundred Times

Who are you? You are so naughty, you are so naughty even though you are floating. I am Yao Lao. If you accept me as your elder brother, I will let you be as flamboyant as me. Don't you know about the handicap family back then? I soaked the snot in my left hand and soaked my right hand in sugarcane ointment. I sat down on the tractor and took the lead, Xiao Xia Li. You asked me to recognize you as my eldest brother. Who are you?