The Japanese Anime Girls’ Rescue Plan

There are always people in this world who squander their talents, spending vast amounts of time on meaningless things. “Rescue target: Sakura Haruno, Naruto world.” “Target’s current situation: puppy love, unrequited love, no ambition…” “Rescue mission: Female ninjas don’t need love. Put on a skin-tight green suit, sport a perfectly round, shiny bald head, and from this day on, I will bring peace to the shinobi world!” “Bonus ability: Gets stronger when bald.” … “Rescue target: Lucy, Fairy Tail world.” “Target’s current situation: Hiding behind Celestial Spirits, spending her energy on daring outfits…” “Rescue mission: A true Celestial Spirit Mage charges at the very front, swinging fists as big as cooking pots into the enemy’s face. The Celestial Spirits just need to stay behind and cheer her on!” “Bonus ability: Power replication.”