Players of Unreliable History Spanning Five Thousand Years

If you have traveled through time and returned to ancient times that you are not familiar with. There is no system, no golden fingers, no way to burn glass to make cement, no way to invent toilet water soap facial cleanser, no hands to tie the chicken, and you are surrounded by powerful enemies and the situation is grim, please contact us as soon as possible. We will provide you with considerate service and guarantee your satisfaction. What... You said that you are an ordinary commoner who wants to become a prince or general. Brother, you definitely didn't give a red envelope to the time travel committee when you time traveled. We are also very busy. Look, can you push this matter back? We also need an identity. It is rare for a time travel to show up domineeringly. Who wants to feel cowardly and aggrieved? Don't we just want to be happy? You are happy and I am happy and everyone is happy... What... You said that our service is terrible, you want to complain about us, give us a bad review, brother, you didn't even look at what kind of mission you posted, we blindly accepted your mission, which is already very unlucky. What... You said that we abducted your virtuous minister, beautiful woman, and skilled craftsman. Brother, it's a rare time to travel through time. Isn't that why you came here? Do you think that dynasty belongs to your family? What does it mean to meet and share half of it? We can grab it. It's our ability. Do you understand the rules?