This Tomb Is Hard to Guard

All the big shots have been turned into loot boxes, leaving a nobody like me to guard their tombs.

System: Kill a divine life-form and absorb one divine soul. (Random tomb selection begins.)

The tomb is revived, granting one nameless breathing technique and one Eight Extremes Fist.

An evil spirit has appeared in the tomb and is rampaging! Host, guard the tomb!

Chiyou: Hey, you there. The panda needs a bath. It's too black, and the white parts aren't white enough. Looks awful.

Zheng Feng: Sure, I'll wash it right away. (It's my panda. I'll wash it when I want. You're dead, can't you just give it a rest?)

Xuanyuan: Ha ha, kid, of all the things you could raise, you picked this iron-eating beast. Do you know how Chiyou lost to me?

Ancestor, I'm all ears.