I Have a Fake System

"System, start the lottery." [The lottery starts, congratulations to the host for getting the Sun Archer Bow (fake)] "Damn! It's a fake again, come again!" [The lottery starts, congratulations to the host for getting the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms (fake)] "Tsk, a more advanced fake, continue." [Draw. The prize starts, congratulations to the host for getting the Five Elements Escape Technique (fake)] "Hey! It's finally shipped, keep going." [The prize draw starts, congratulations to the host for getting the Flawless Wedding Dress (real)] "System, I ** you **, you finally found the real thing, so give me this!"