Kirigakure: Tanya's War

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After reading it, I was a little confused. The protagonist has the appearance of a young girl, but the words in the text are always "he". Although I really want to deceive myself that this is a bianwen, but I can't help it. Then there are a lot of random moon names. To be honest, there are really people in a place like the Water Kingdom who can call Arturia and Scathach. The Land of Thunder is not the same. The brain is a bit messy. There are a lot of mistakes to express. The author may have worked hard, but there is no way. I hope the author can continue to work hard. A reader who loves bianwen quietly passed by.

I have been working as a writer's assistant for almost a year, and I have just recently made up my mind to write. It is not easy for a newbie to write a new book. I hope you can support me. In addition, the assistant blocked me as soon as I posted the first three chapters because of honey, so there is nothing I can do... But fortunately, the first three chapters are all introductory. As long as you have read "Tanya War", there will be no problem. Of course, if you haven't read it, it will be fine. Admiral, I will try my best to write it carefully, that's it.

It's rare to see a novel written about Tanya. Needless to say, I support it with a lot of recommendation votes.

Tanya~ I've read the novels, comics and animations, but there are very few fan fictions, so look forward to it!

I thought it was a fanfic, but I didn't expect it to be about Naruto.

Here I will reply to the questions raised by book friend "The Ancestor of the Sky" and explain the general route of this novel in the future. Judging from the original work, Konoha is indeed the most similar to the Empire. They are both attacked from both sides and are the most powerful. However, there is a reason why I chose Kirigakure as my base camp. The reasons are as follows: First of all, excluding the factor of the sea, Sunagakure Village, Konoha Village, and Kumogakure Village can directly attack Kirigakure. Secondly, the people in Konoha Village have relatively peaceful personalities, while all members of Kirigakure Village have extremely extreme personalities and love war. In terms of being warlike, it is more in line with the image of the original empire. Thirdly, there are too many articles about one's background in Konoha Village, and I feel a little tired of writing about it. Fourth, I wrote this novel to change Tanya's ending. Various details in the original novel indicate that Tanya's ending, which is affiliated with the empire, may not be very good. The general route of the novel in the future: Tanya gradually unified the Kingdom of Water. After a period of dormancy and recuperation, she took the initiative to launch a war, divided her troops into three groups to attack the mainland, and finally unified the ninja world like King Qin sweeping away Liuhe. The next book will definitely have three golden chapters! 😭😭😭

Very good, the modern battlefield has been perfectly reproduced in the world of Naruto, well done!

Damn it, I went to the haunted house today and scared the baby to death. There was actually a real person acting in it, and the zombie even touched my face. It was so scary! (๑óò๑)

Chapter 1 Conversation with "God" February 22, 2013, Japan/Tokyo "Why, why me!" The loser standing in front of me began to yell. Why? Of course it's because your price/performance ratio is too low. Plus too many absences. Finally, your immediate supervisor reported that although the amount is unknown, you seem to be carrying multiple debts from consumer loans. Finally, you refuse to go to the hospital for diagnosis and treatment by doctors hired by the company. In conclusion, you are obviously an employee who will increase the company's costs. If you cause some unknown incident that leads to a decrease in the company's social trust, then that's okay. I really want to ask this question back. However, due to regulations, I could only keep my inner thoughts deep in my heart and replied as solemnly as possible: "Does the company have any reason to keep you here?" "You have failed to achieve PIP twice in a row. After understanding this, based on legitimate business orders, the company asked to participate in training courses to help achieve PIP and you refused, and you were absent from work without excuse from time to time." Say I look down on people in my bones? So what? The law doesn't prohibit me from doing this. Enterprises are profit-seeking groups, not institutions supporting social waste. "So I think that instead of subjecting you to disciplinary dismissal for your long-term contributions to the company, it would be better for you to choose to voluntarily leave." Although this is a waste of time, it is still work. "Asking me to do field work that I have never done before, what kind of training is this?" He held his head and shouted at me loudly. "For the company, this is a countermeasure to save performance from deteriorating. It is a necessary training course for management to understand the mood of business personnel and encourage them to find better management policies." But it is really tiring. It's really troublesome to deal with these guys who keep crying and yelling and just want to rely on the organization to survive. If crying can change the outcome, that's great. As part of my business, I recognize this tactic. But usually I always call people bloodless monsters, boss's lackeys, cyborgs, etc. But when they have to rely on me, just yelling and screaming is really... I understand that I am an inferior human being. He cannot be compared with a genius. Even if he works hard, he cannot reach the level of a genius. His personality is also extremely distorted. In short, it is an abnormal collection of inferiority complex. Thoroughly kind human beings make me feel dirty. In terms of hypocrisy, having a level that will be recognized by society as having a conscience, but because of this, you laugh at yourself in your mind, which is just hypocrisy. However, even though I am so ugly, I can still be proud that I am much stronger than the crying waste in front of me. After all, in terms of cost performance, I have always maintained the best results. Therefore, when firing employees in departments facing reorganization, they will still do their best despite the trouble. Next, let's follow the track to succeed the minister. The future life should be very troublesome, but it will still be successful. The future life should be smooth sailing. ……This is how it should be. After thinking about this, he finally recalled that unpleasant experience. Although humans are inherently political creatures, humans who are subject to dismissal seem to be animals that prioritize their own impulsive emotions over ethics and common sense in society. Should we say that unlike the group of academic elites who are also good kids, there are more humans who let their emotions control them? The director of the marketing department specially warned himself to be careful behind his back on the way home, but he could not understand the meaning of this sentence. Until now... "Boom~~~" Someone suddenly pushed me behind me. He flew out from the train platform inexplicably slowly. So, my consciousness froze when I saw the train approaching. Time stopped flowing and everything stood still... Then when he came back to his senses, he immediately encountered a ridiculous thing that was really unreasonable. "Are you really living creatures?" "Sorry, who are you?" An old man often seen in model novels was sighing and observing himself. There are three possible answers. In the first case, I miraculously survived. Although the doctor was helping me with diagnosis and treatment, I could not properly recognize the situation. In other words, there may be something seriously wrong with my eyes or my brain. The second type is my delusion or hallucination when I was dying. May be the revolving door of my life. The third type is that I experienced Zhuang Zhou's dream of a butterfly, and then was awakened in the real world. I may have fallen asleep. "... I deeply feel that you are a group of perverted guys who have such boring thoughts." He seems to be able to read my heart? If this is true, based on privacy rights and various confidentiality obligations, it is really an extremely unpleasant and unpleasant behavior. "That's right. Reading the hearts of you guys who have no sympathy for others is indeed an unpleasant behavior." "I'm really surprised... I didn't expect gods and demons to actually exist." "I thought you were going to say something, but it turned out to be this." Maybe the only existences that transcend the common sense of the world are gods and demons. If God existed, he would not allow the world to become so unreasonable. Therefore, there is no God in this world. Therefore, it is proved that the existence X in front of us is a devil, and the proof is over. "... You guys, do you want the Creator to die from overwork?" You? The plural is used. That is, there are others besides yourself. Should I take comfort in the fact that I have a lot of company? A little subtle. Although I don't hate myself fundamentally, I don't like it very much either. "There have been a lot of them lately. Crazy souls like you. Why don't you rely on the progress of human nature to seek relief? Do you really not want to achieve nirvana?" "Human nature has evolved along with social progress." Rawls's theory of justice is amazing. But there is no way to apply it in real life. Human beings are divided into possessors and non-owners. The theoretical hypothesis may be interesting, but in real life, owners will not give up their own interests for others. Rather than worrying about the future, is it natural that human beings would choose to pursue current interests without making it clear? However, what to do is still a question. Suppose I am dead, where will my soul go? Let's have a little constructive discussion. What happens next is more important. "Return to reincarnation until reincarnation." The answer given by X, the self-proclaimed god, is very simple. I see, this is probably the so-called explanation responsibility has been fulfilled. You shouldn't be lazy at work when you get the chance. But I also understand the importance of explaining responsibilities and legal compliance obligations. Even if you feel unhappy, as a member of society and an organization, you should understand the procedures that should be followed. "Very well, then I'll trouble you." In short, I decided to pay more attention to my back in my next life. I have learned that human beings can be divided into two types, one is people who will act rationally, and the other is people who will not act rationally. It seems that it is necessary to re-learn behavioral economics. "... I've had enough." But...

Although it's good to recreate Tanya, some words don't apply to Naruto.

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Chapter 3 Reincarnation When my consciousness woke up again. The first thing I felt was the dazzling light. Wrapped in the peaceful floating feeling, enjoy the moment of rest. It makes people want to surrender themselves to this warm and slightly tingling feeling. Forget yourself? By the way, I seem to have forgotten something. But what exactly is it? What on earth had I forgotten? But before he had time to think, he suddenly started to tremble. A little later, my head realized the coldness. The cold that stings the skin. It's like the first taste of coldness for a newborn baby. But those involved didn't have time to feel it. Suddenly, under the attack of known but unknown feelings, the one who fell into confusion felt a strong sense of suffocation and struggled painfully. My lungs, whole body, and cells screamed to give me oxygen. The pain was unbearable. Unable to think calmly, he was just struggling in pain. The feeling of not being able to do whatever you want can only be the pain of struggling. The pain of being violently devastated by all this easily made that person's consciousness cloudy. Then the body was liberated from the human consciousness that had not cried for a long time, and started to cry reflexively. The one whose consciousness was clouded and his self was confused, then he opened his eyes and felt a gray sky. The hazy world... No, is it the vision that is hazy? The distorted world seen through glasses with different prescriptions. The vision with blurred outlines and muddy colors made even the one who had not experienced any emotional ups and downs for many years feel uneasy. After about three years of objective time, the one who finally began to regain his self-awareness and appearance felt pure chaos. What is going on? What happened to me? Then the one who entered the vessel that could not maintain consciousness for a long time still did not recall it. So I couldn't understand why the baby's cry, which my gradually dim consciousness could barely capture, made me feel embarrassed. Leaving aside mature adults, babies will always cry. Babies who should be protected and given a fair chance should not feel "shameful". Therefore, the man then felt relieved that his perception was cloudy and unconscious, and at the same time he threw this vague shame into the depths of his memory. After that, although his consciousness was blurred, he finally understood the current situation, and what he felt was still complete chaos. I clearly remembered that I was on the platform of the Yamanote Line, but when I came back to my senses, I found that I was unknowingly in a thick Western-style stone building, letting a nun who seemed to be a nanny wipe the corners of my mouth. If this was a hospital, it would be understandable that an accident had occurred. Vision can become cloudy, which can also be thought of as the effects of an injury. However, when my eyes could see clearly, what I saw through the dim light source was a group of nuns wearing ancient costumes. The dim light source I chose... If I read it correctly, it must be an oil lamp from the wrong era. "Xiaoya, come on, ah -" At the same time, I also noticed something strange, that is, there were no electrical appliances in the room. As far as the civilized society of 2013 is concerned, there are too many antiques in this space that have been eliminated long ago. Are these people Mennonite conservatives or Amishites? (Note: A Christian denomination that promotes poverty and rejects modern equipment) But even so... Why? Why are you in this place? "Xiaoya? Xiaoya?" An incomprehensible situation. Ever-deepening confusion. "Okay, open your mouth obediently, Xiaoya." The problem now is that I can't figure out the current situation. Then, the man turned his attention to the spoon that was just handed to him. However, even if he noticed the existence of the spoon, he probably would never have imagined that it was being handed to him. I just thought why the guy named Xiaoya didn't eat it quickly. But in front of the one who was deep in thought, the nun finally became impatient. I saw her putting the handed spoon into the man's mouth with a kind but unyielding smile. "You can't be picky about food. Be good, ah——" This is a spoonful of stewed vegetables. However, this spoon also clearly placed the undoubted reality in front of "Tanya" who could not understand. Stewed vegetables. This was the only thing that was put into his mouth. But for the person who was forced to eat the vegetable, this situation was incomprehensible to him, making the situation even more confusing. In other words, that... Is me, the Xiaoya the other party calls me. So I shouted from the bottom of my heart - why? ? ? …… Because of the unreasonable reincarnation of x, I was abandoned in a poor monastery in an unknown world. Moreover, this country was still in the frenzy on the eve of war, and it had reached a situation where war could not be avoided. A poor pseudo-young girl has no way to survive. But there is a power called "Chakra" in this world. After the physical examination at the orphanage, I was determined to have "chakra talent." It is common sense that people with "chakra talent" will be recruited as ninjas. Since you are all going to be drafted, it is better to take the initiative. As a volunteer ninja, it is more reasonable to embark on an official career. From the first memory of opening his mouth to eat vegetables, he started studying at the age of three and two months, and he encountered a quarrel over food in an orphanage at the age of five and one month, and successfully resolved it peacefully. At the age of seven and three months, in the chakra attribute test at the ninja school affiliated with the orphanage, it was confirmed that he had the three chakra attributes of water, wind, and thunder, and had super strong ninjutsu qualifications. Seven years and four months old, I received a notice of future employment as a ninja. At the age of eight, he attended the "Secret School for ANBU Ninja Training in Kirigakure Village". Just nine years old, he graduated (early ahead of schedule) from the "Secret School for ANBU Ninja Training in Kirigakure Village". Kirigakure Ninja Book: Name: Tanya Kamishiro. Gender: Male Age: nine years old. Ninja level: Chunin. Position: Captain of the 16th Squadron of the Fourth Brigade of Kirigakure Village ANBU Graduation School: Secret School of ANBU Ninja Training in Kirigakure Village Walking on the street, looking at the Kirigakure Ninja Book in his hand, a sarcastic smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, existence x, how about it? I made this nine-year-old body a chuunin. I rely on myself during my lifetime, no! I rely on the experience and wisdom accumulated in my previous life, not on nothingness such as prayers to God. Your plan to hit me was really a mistake! Hahaha! ! ! This world is divided into five major countries, namely the Kingdom of Fire, the Kingdom of Earth, the Kingdom of Thunder, the Kingdom of Wind and the Kingdom of Water. Each major country has its own independent military force, namely Konoha Ninja Village, Iwagakure Ninja Village, Kumogakure Ninja Village, Sand Hidden Ninja Village and Kirigakure Ninja Village. Among them, the Konoha Ninja Village headed by Yin Yin has the strongest military strength. Nearly ten years have passed since the Second Ninja War. The five major ninja nations have experienced nearly ten years of peace, gradually restored their national strength, and begun to take action again. Seeing several ninjas wearing Iwagakure forehead protectors walking hurriedly on the street, Tanya frowned. The Kingdom of Water is an island country floating in the open sea with a unique culture. Although the country is surrounded by sea water on all sides, it has a unique topography with many peaks. It is a country made up of many islands of varying sizes. Because it is an island country, far away from the mainland, and separated by the ocean, under normal circumstances, the Kingdom of Water rarely intervenes in disputes on the mainland. However, recently, ninjas from Iwagakure Village often enter the Kingdom of Water, but the senior officials of Kirigakure Village allow them to enter. It seems that Wuyin Village has reached some secret agreement with Yanyin Village. After several envoys came from Yanyin Village, the whole country was like a giant machine with extremely high precision, gradually starting to operate quietly...

It's so uncomfortable. I originally planned to reward everyone, so I wrote a welfare chapter, but it was blocked again... I guess I can't post it, and I may have to skip it.

As for this book, the two animations are really well integrated. However, the narrative of the article is a bit complicated. I had to read some parts several times before going through them. Moreover, the novel is narrated in the first person, but the sense of immersion is somewhat lacking. Anyway, keep it up, I will continue to read it later.

How to say it? It's a really good-looking book, it feels really immersive, and there are basically no typos. It's just that the use of Dao and Dao is a bit unskilled, but overall it's still very good. It would be unforgivable if this book is not signed!

A combination of two anime?

Come on, author, let me send you a red envelope for recommendation votes! (ง •̀_•́)ง

Chapter 2 Conversation with "God" (2) However, the words he muttered to me made me slightly confused. "Huh?" "Can't you just stop? No matter which one you are, let alone seeking liberation and reaching Nirvana, you don't even have a trace of faith." Even if you say that, I am troubled. To be honest, I don't understand what the being X (who calls himself God) in front of me is angry about. I can understand that the elderly are impatient, but once a person of considerable status becomes angry, it will make people at a loss what to do. If it were an animation, this could be considered a punchline, but in real society, most things can be done without joking. "Recently, human beings have deviated too much from the common sense of the world! They don't understand the right and wrong of things at all!" That... Even if I am accused of the common sense of the world by Existence X, I am still troubled. After all, if there really is common sense in this world, could you please tell me in advance? It would be too much to ask people to follow principles that they have neither agreed with nor seen. What is left unsaid is really incomprehensible. So far, I have no memory of awakening my telepathic abilities. "Didn't I make the Ten Commandments!" The first commandment is not to worship other gods. The second commandment is, do not abuse the name of God. The third commandment is to remember the Day of the Lord and regard it as a day. The fourth commandment is to respect your parents. The fifth commandment, Thou shalt not kill. The sixth commandment, Thou shalt not commit adultery. The seventh commandment, Thou shalt not steal. The Eighth Commandment: Thou shalt not bear false witness. The Ninth Commandment: Do not covet other people's wives. The Tenth Commandment: Do not covet other people's property. This string of words came into my mind abruptly through telepathy and the like. Well, that, how to say it, is really embarrassing. After all, I was born in a society with many religious beliefs, and I have long been accustomed to the carelessness called religious tolerance. Even if you tell me about the commandments, it will only make me confused. And not only do I respect my parents, but I have never killed anyone. Biologically speaking, I am a man, and the sexual instinct I possess is biologically innate. This is the condition given to me, and there is nothing I can do about it. What's more, I have never committed adultery or coveted other people's wives. After all, I haven't even encountered the so-called love yet, so how can I have sex? In the final analysis, love itself is illusory and artificially constructed. Its purpose is to find a noble excuse for human reproductive behavior. If I had designed this reproductive behavior, I would have nothing to say, but wasn't it you who designed us? "This is a mistake I regret for the rest of my life!" What is the life of God like? From a purely academic point of view, it interests me slightly. Anyway, that's the extent of my interest and curiosity in other things. There should be no desire or impulse to kill. Ah, although I feel great when I successfully shoot a headshot when playing FPS, it does not mean that my desire to kill is beyond ordinary people. There are also people who help care for animals. I should have taken some of the posters from the Department of Health calling for reducing the number of animals to be killed. "Even if you don't do it, you still enjoy killing!" He has never stolen, nor perjured others, nor has he ever taken pleasure in stealing love with a sword. The most important thing is that I have always been an honest person. He is loyal to his duties and loyal to the law, and he does not remember doing anything that actively violates the rules of conduct as a human being. If a war breaks out, I might get the command to work hard at raising shrimps while skydiving. Unfortunately, my military experience is limited to online games. "That's enough! Since you refuse to reflect on yourself no matter what, then you have to be punished accordingly!" There should be a limit to making trouble. Why do I have to be punished? But as a rule of thumb, I knew that if left unchecked, things could go terribly wrong. "No, please wait a moment." "Shut up!" …I hope you won't be angry. Since you are called a supreme being after all, you should be more mentally mature. Or, even if it's just superficial, it doesn't matter, please be mature. A lawyer I know is completely different in court and online games, but he can still maintain a social life. I don't expect you to pretend to be as perfect as him, but at least be a little better... "Just managing a population of up to seven billion has already made me overworked!" "You have to reproduce and multiply, full of energy. Earth - this is what is written in the Bible. Judging from the academic scope, human beings are probably following this teaching very faithfully. It is so faithful that the figure of Malthus under the Nine Fountains can be said to have increased too much. More. But as a manager, you should remember the instructions you give. If you are not the target of being despised by the company, anyway, since you are a manager, I hope you can take responsibility for your speech. " "This world is full of people with no faith. I have already been in trouble!" The voice of the guy who claimed to be God yelled in my head, which made my head feel a little painful. To be honest, isn't this a flaw in the business model? "You dare to say such things against the contract! You don't want the chance of liberation at all!" Existence x said angrily. How would I know without telling you in advance. This is what I say from the bottom of my heart. If it is something important, it is common sense to send it by mail with proof of content. If it is a contract, it should be delivered by hand. It is best if the contract is actually preserved. "Didn't you surrender to the supreme principle?" No, today's scientific progress is almost the same as magic. Science in its overdevelopment is like magic. Long live natural science! There should no longer be any doubts about the affairs of this world. In this world of abundance, as long as there is no urgent need, the sense of crisis and faith will not arise, so there will be no need to seek support. After all, as long as people are not at the end of their rope, they will not want to rely on religion. "... In other words, it's that one, right?" Even if you say this or that, I can't understand it. There is nothing you can do about the way you deal with existence X becoming more and more casual. However, not being able to have normal conversations is also very difficult. What to do? If interpretation services are provided, I will sign an employment contract without thinking too much about the price. "You lack faith, are driven by sexual desire, are not afraid of me, and have no ethical concepts." I really want to protest loudly. I'm not that bad. From a moral and social perspective, it is definitely not that bad! "Shut up! That's what you are like. Even though I try hard to get you to return to reincarnation every time, you always fall back into your old ways immediately." Well, that's why I say this is a problem of population increase, which is at least related to the increase in the life span of all human beings. Nowadays there is the concept of average life span. That, and of course Malthusian theory of population. Haven't you read it? The population will increase according to the rat arithmetic, which is scary, right? We didn't do anything in particular. Just a simple analysis will tell us that this is indeed a flaw in the business model. "This can be made up for by increasing faith!" Alas, let's just say this is a defective business model. I can only say that your analysis of consumer psychology is too naive. Structural mistakes were made as early as the planning stage. "So the cause of the problem, as far as you are concerned, is that you live in the world of science, you don't know what war is, you haven't tried love, and you haven't fallen into despair, right?" ... Huh? I always feel something bad. OK. Please calm down. The current existence of I'm in control of the situation. The corresponding method has also been reviewed. "If that's the case, then as long as you are thrown into this kind of environment, even you will awaken your faith?" Well, don't you think you have reached this conclusion too quickly? Please calm down. Indeed, I just said that overly advanced science makes faith ambiguous. But, God. Please don't be too impulsive. That's right, calm down first. So I say, as long as you can feel God's grace, it's okay. That, of course, I know. I understand very well that you govern us like this. Yes, I understand this very well, so can you please put your hands down? Also, it might be a misunderstanding to say that I don't know what war is. "Huh, it's too late to flatter me now!" No, my Lord. Please think about it. The existence of magic and miracles cannot be confirmed in this world, and those who claim to have seen them are extremely suspicious. Even your existence is the same! And love is too abstract for me! "That's enough. I understand, let's do an experiment." "Huh?" "Let's do an experiment on you!" ……