
All I Know Is How to Make Terrible Movies
我只会拍烂片啊
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After this book, the author will reach the top! Step by step, the author writes entertainment articles into different genres. I don't want to make a series. Congratulations, congratulations! Add more updates! The quantity is too little…
,,,,,,, Before the plot of Transformers, Qin and Zhou had almost the same settings. They were both tsundere (their emotional lines almost always appeared together, competing on stage for jealousy, breaking scandals, meeting parents, etc.). Qin had more of a character than Zhou who had a crush on the male protagonist in college and loved to play with motorcycles. However, because the descriptions used to describe these two settings are all in one stroke without too much development, the two people are not distinguished in terms of personality. Especially the real heroine Qin Yao, in the middle and late stages, there is a feeling of forcibly advancing the emotional drama. Then he forcibly promoted the emotional scene and then tortured Chu. This operation almost sent people away. In the early and middle stages, Chu's character was the most complete and complete, whether it was the appearance of this character or the various subsequent conversations with the male protagonist, actions and details (the plot of going to France and Hollywood with the male protagonist, the plot of renting a house, the birthday plot) , asking the male protagonist what he thinks of Gong, Feng and others, as well as some trivial dialogues (not to mention one by one), Chu is much better than other characters in character creation. Such a perfect female protagonist template, even if the emotional scene is forcibly interrupted, there is also a wave of housebreaking. To be honest, this is not abusing the character, it is abusing the reader. When I was writing this book review, I was thinking about the personalities of these female characters. I can only say that it would be a pity not to be the heroine if Chu is so well-shaped. If the emotional line of Chu's birthday is advanced, and then the emotional line of the book can be written about the reconciliation between Chu and Chu's father, there is still hope. However, there is no way to choose the heroine. Again, if it had been established that Qin was the heroine, she would have been more perfect, instead of forcing the plot forward and making her less than a supporting character.
From now on, I will never just pick one and book it all before getting on the plane. All the original scripts in the whole text cannot be described as bad at all, I can only say that they are extremely bad. It deserves to be said that the script is not easy to sell. You have no talent in this area at all. Just write and copy the public to catch the popularity of the real master.
Let's be honest! It seems that the author has become more pretentious since The World God Only Knows. I wonder what your original intention and style was in writing this book! But the reason why I chose to collect it is because it is funny and decompressing. And then suddenly it started to get deeper? A spoof of our youth? Gone?
To be honest, it was really uncomfortable to read the first few chapters from the mythology: 1. Let's not talk about copying Transformers into the mythology. As far as the plot is concerned, I felt that it was anticlimactic. The details were not clearly written, and it was very stiff and embarrassing. 2. The emotional aspect keeps going back and forth. The protagonist's indecision and lack of emotional foreshadowing greatly reduce the viewing experience. 3. Although Shen Lang is the protagonist, I feel like the whole world is revolving around him, especially in the chapters of King of Singers, I feel like the big guys are collectively outwitting me. It is indeed more fun to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger, but after this job is completed, it will be a bad job, and it is no different from those brainless cool articles. I still hope that the author will take a few days to rest, carefully review the outline, and write down the details clearly, so as not to let the book start high and low, and end up unfinished. 😊
Please be careful, I have something to say to Wuma Xing. If you can update it ten times a day, I will stand on my head and wash my hair. There are pictures and videos to prove it.
Is it dirty? Why don't you start a new book without taking a good rest? Why are you writing about novels without taking a rest every day?
The emotional line of this book has been completely destroyed (it is very long, I hope those who really like this book can finish it)
I will tell you directly that the emotional line of this book has been completely destroyed. If you think I am talking nonsense, fine, I will tell you in detail, not too far, it is less than a hundred chapters. It is obvious that Zhou and Qin are opposites. This has been explained in the plot of Shen Lang going to Zhou and Qin's family for dinner. Then in Chapters 68 to 71, the author clearly wrote that Shen Lang stated that he did not want to choose either Zhou or Qin to pass the meal. Then in the plot not long after, Shen Lang saw Chu He celebrating his birthday alone. In that room, he booked a movie theater to celebrate his birthday. On her birthday, she also told her that she could go home with her, visit her parents, and so on. I believe that after reading this, it is obvious that Chu He is the heroine, but the author also said in some miscellaneous chapters that he has been increasingly out of ideas recently, haha, and then, Chu He returned to France alone, and then inexplicably opened an inexplicable company with his inexplicable sister, and became a different person , is completely different from the Chu He character created by the previous author. A person's personality can be changed because of some things, but if you can change so powerfully, it is definitely incorrect. Then Shen Lang also said many times in the article that he has no real liking for Qin or Zhou. When filming the chapter of the Metamorphosis Myth script, Shen Lang stated that he would not choose either of the two. When He was alone, the emotional line was already relatively clear. When Shen Lang told Chu He what was wrong with his parents and that he could go back with him, the emotional line was already extremely clear. But at this time, the author was inexplicably attracted to Chu He's plot and character. After dozens of chapters, Shen Lang said in a conversation that he didn't like Chu He either, and then in the next article Chapter forty-six and forty-seven, that is, "Confession 1" and "Confession 2", Qin Yao confesses to Shen Lang, and many people Shen Lang knows come to interfere, and then Shen Lang accepts the confession. Well, seeing this, I am already confused about the emotional line of this book. The writing is a mess. This is a problem with the author's own writing ideas. The already clear emotional line has become like this. , Just like you obviously saw the chef cooking for you with the freshest and fattest fish, but what was put in front of your eyes was a magical biscuit. I just felt baffled. Then after Qin Yao confessed, the author diverted the reader's attention and wrote that I am not the god of medicine. There are many plots that the author of this book has been unable to grasp. Of course, it is mainly about the emotional line. In this book, no matter how it appears, Style, emotional communication between characters, or any detailed description, Chu He should be the protagonist, this should be a matter of course. Some people will say that Qin Yao knew Shen Lang from the beginning, and even filmed with Shen Lang when he was a child, but he also wrote about it later. When Shen Lang returned to his hometown to search for memories, the author also deliberately downplayed the relationship between the two, and wrote At this point, I thought of a question. Shen Lang went back to look for memories, but inexplicably ended up resisting cultural invasion. The development of the plot... Some people will say that Qin Yao is the heroine, no matter what, but it is obvious that after the transformation of the myth script, the kiss scene, and the dialogue between Shen Lang and her, the emotional line of Zhou Qin has been abandoned... This book is a very good novel. What I'm talking about is that in the past, many people were put off by the plot of the myth of transformation, but I felt that I liked that plot, but this inexplicable emotional line directly persuaded me to quit. I just want to say that it is inexplicable, inexplicable, inexplicable, Chu He's plot is also broken, the character is also broken, and the emotional line is broken. What else can I say?
It still doesn't feel right. If you want to film Transformers, you should film it well. It is completely inconsistent to copy ancient myths into it, and problems with the plot are simply an inevitable result. This is also a common problem in Chinese movies: it is obviously telling another story, but they want to add ancient legends into it. As a result, both their own movie and the mentioned ancient legends are so ruined. I don't know why today's filmmakers are so lacking in creativity. If the story is well told, who cares if the character has appeared in ancient times before? If you insist on bringing in ancient IPs that have nothing to do with each other and die together, it will harm others and yourself!
Highly recommended, no peeing spots throughout the whole process The more books I read, the harder it becomes to concentrate on them. When I read novels this year, the only things I could read were the playfulness of The Catastrophe of All Races and the driving skills of Da Feng. It is the first time this year that I can laugh more than a dozen times in every chapter and can draw people into it. Not even the noble prince of the Tang Dynasty could make me laugh more than a dozen times in one chapter... Nowadays, reading books is more about business. I force myself to read. There are not many who can wait for updates 😌