The Heavens’ Substitute Teacher Chat Group

One day, the Tathagata and the Jade Emperor issued a joint decree: promotions would now require a certain number of teaching hours.

At once, a fervent spirit of learning swept through the Heavenly Court, and the gods and Buddhas of every realm began teaching classes.

Wukong: Oh no, Master is going to make me attend another class.

Zhu Bajie: Master lectures nonstop for three days and three nights. Your old Zhu has it rough.

Sha Seng: Those days traveling west to fetch the scriptures were better.

White Dragon Horse: …

Chang'e: “Are there any handsome young gentlemen willing to attend a few classes for me? I could spend some time alone with you...”