A Chat Group That Never Spoils Anything

Book-title version:

Since you all spoil everything, I won't spoil a thing.

One-sentence introduction:

A powerful sister-obsessed man returns home and creates a chat group spanning the Myriad Worlds for his older sister.

The rambling, pointless version:

After a grueling hundred thousand years of struggle in the Great World of Tianchen, the Heavenly Venerable Kanyu He Buyi finally unraveled the secrets of time and space and returned to his home planet, Earth.

Once he got home, his older sister tossed him a pile of novels about chat groups full of spoilers.

How about making a chat group spanning the Myriad Worlds?

Other chat group owners across the myriad worlds just put on airs. I'm the real deal!

His sister: “No, I'm the one who's going to show off. No matter how amazing you are, you're still my little brother!”

The blunt, straight-to-the-point version:

A Mary Sue author writing romance under the guise of a male-oriented novel (not really) takes advantage of her awesome little brother to shamelessly flirt with handsome anime men in an otome novel (not really). But the vain, narcissistic, neurotic author, Fa Wu, insists this absolutely isn't an otome novel. It's really just a slice-of-life story about a chat group for anime characters!

The helpless defense:

Can't you let the author indulge in her vanity and Mary Sue fantasies before she seriously writes the everyday life of a chat group? I just wanted to write something a little different! (Ah, I've got nothing. This blurb can only turn out like this... flops down like a dead fish.)

Everyday life, aimed more at female readers (all right, I admit the opening really is romance), with two protagonists (He Buyi and He Buhuan).