A Fated Match

One is a smelly woman with body odor, the other a blind man whose eyes are bound with white silk. One wants to marry but can't find a husband, and the other wants to take a wife but can't.

One day, a remarkable matchmaker had a sudden inspiration and said, “Why not pair these two up? It would be a perfect way to raise the marriage rate in our kingdom.”

The smelly woman looked down on the blind man, and the blind man couldn't stand the smelly woman, so they both ran away.