I Can Make Contracts with All Things

I'm so panicked... I have absolutely no idea if I'll be able to sign the contract. The more I write, the more my scalp tingles. 😭 (Follow-up: They've sent me a private message! I feel much more at ease now.)

He's been castrated? No way, this book looks really good.

Author, keep updating twice a day! Believe me, you'll definitely be the coolest guy. You have to believe in yourself!

You finally signed the contract! Congratulations! You signed it really fast, keep it up!

Burning incense, smashing tombstones, digging up graves, and whipping corpses.

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Before I could even finish saying a word...

God, you finally updated! I've been waiting for a year!

Dear author, your new book is great! I've joined the new book investment group. Please update! Keep it up!!! This is a really good book, please don't abandon it!

Huh, why isn't it updating? I finally found a book that suits my taste, please, author, don't abandon it! The last chapter was posted on the 19th, and it's been five days since then. If you don't update soon, I'll be starting school! Sigh, I really hope to see an update on the first weekend of school! Come on! Don't be a couch potato, don't abandon it!