Submit, Little Darling

After going to great lengths to win his wife over, the head of the Chu family gets drunk and tells everyone he meets that his darling was the one who chased after him. Those in the know hear this and smile to themselves. The troublemakers who love watching drama waste no time passing the story along to Mrs. Chu. That very night, the head of the Chu family posted something on his social media for the first time in a century. Picture: An old fox down on one knee. Caption: This hypocrite has been taken prisoner in this battle and willingly surrenders to you! I beg my dear wife to be magnanimous and stop holding it against me. The post earned likes from countless bad friends. One even commented: Given the head of the Chu family’s status at home these days, he has to look after the kids, eat leftovers, and, if his wife goes out to have fun, carry her bags and pay the bill! The head of the Chu family fired back at once: How could you single dogs understand my joy? The only pleasure in my life is spoiling my wife. If you don’t like it, come bite me!