God Is Attentive

What happens when an unreliable Tiandao meets a mortal who aspires to be a salted fish? "Young man, I see that you have extraordinary bones. Sooner or later you will become a man of heaven. Take this cat and this book and you will become a man of heaven faster." "Oh, who are you?" "I am the way of heaven!" "Oh, besides this, is there anything else?" "Ah, oh, no more." "Just leave. It's impossible for me to do this. I want to be the Pirate King. Oh, no, I want to be the Salted Fish King." "..."