Doomsday God Show

At a certain conference, Zhong Shenming shouted: "It's really a mixed bag of fish and dragons here. Of course, I am the only dragon. Everyone here is a fish, and they are also very salty." A certain man asked: "Boss, why do you think so many girls want to be with me? Am I very charming?" Zhong Shenming glanced at the other party, sighed leisurely, and said: "Si Ji stared." A girl complained: "Why are you late for so long?" Zhong Shenming thought about it seriously and said tentatively: "When I came, the subway had a flat tire?" … Don't ask me why I'm so good, because I have the [Shenxiu System]!