The Wizard on the Dragon's Back

Standing outside the outer plane, I saw the sky shattering, the earth sinking, lava rising from the abyss, and endless creatures turning to ashes under the holy light. I travel through the star realm and see the suffering of intelligent creatures, their drunkenness and dreams, and the intersection of clouds and mountains, where the light of hope shines. ++++ Okay, I can't pretend anymore. The fact is: Link, a top-rated member of an idol boy band, had sex with an idol of a girl group and was stabbed to death by a sasaeng. But by chance, she was summoned by a spell cast by Katherine, the little loli witch from the Feron continent... PS. There is no such thing as DND. PS. If some names look familiar, it must be an illusion. PS. Pay tribute to the great "Blasphemy"! Pay tribute to the great "Lao Gun"! Salute to the great "The Witcher"! Pay tribute to XBOX, PS, and NS! Hats off to Master Chief and Cortana! (They probably won't show up, don't worry.) Finally, pay tribute to the great and immortal otakus!