I Really Can't Be

Fang Heng is a hard-working Internet writer. He never thought that one day he would meet the "author" and become the protagonist of his book. Author: Let's take a look at time travel. I am currently short of novels with new themes. Do you want to be the male protagonist in my book and go to another world? You can make it whatever you want. I will be your strongest golden finger. I will let you go back when it is finished. Fang Heng: em..., No, I refuse. Author: What? Want it! Well, go away, you show off! Fang Heng: MMP... —————————— Another world Fang Heng: Author, I heard that this villain wants to hack me to death? Author: Don't panic, wait until I write him down and fall to his death. Fang Heng: Author, this person's weapons are better than mine. Author: I understand, your magic weapon has been arranged, please pay attention to the grass on the roadside. Fang Heng: Author, I want a wife. Author: Go away, I don't even have one myself. —————————— Many years later Reporter: It is also a nine-year compulsory education. Why are you so outstanding? Fang Heng: At first, I had an opportunity to become ordinary, but I didn't cherish it. I lost it and regretted it. If the author gave me another chance, I would say to him: I really can't be the protagonist. If there is a time limit, I hope it will be forever. At this time, an unscrupulous author said: A lot of rewards and monthly tickets are all mine, mine, hahaha!