The Spirits in Naruto's Home

I woke up in my mother's womb, only to find I'd become Naruto Uzumaki? Wait, what? Where did the Nine-Tails inside me go? How did it turn into Arceus? Wait, why isn't the thing I summoned a toad? What the heck is a Pokémon? Pikachu, I'm begging you, stop eating! At this rate, you'll really become a fat Pikachu. Look at your moves: even Quick Attack has been replaced by Body Slam. Charizard, can't you be a little braver? You're a flying dragon, not a crawling worm. How can you be afraid of heights? Bulbasaur, if you're going to use Vine Whip, then use Vine Whip. You don't need to turn it into tentacle play. Forget the enemies, even I can't take it!!! Ahem, the above is entirely fictional. We're all respectable adults. Meowth: Pah! When you act respectable, you're not even human. (o´^`)o I'm just me, a firework unlike any other. By a certain Naruto Uzumaki.