Abnormal Event Management Bureau

Ahem, you should know from the title of the book - Abnormal Events Administration, very abnormal. Since it is said to be abnormal, of course the introduction will not be written according to common sense. In this case, how to write it? ? Reader: "Hello, is this the Abnormal Events Administration? There is an abnormal author here. Please take him away." Customer service girl: "Can you be more specific? For example, what superpowers does the other party have, or is there something strange about him? You have made it clear. We can easily arrange manpower." Reader: "Well, does being mentally ill count? Does not being able to write an introduction count?" Customer service girl: "Oh, that's not our business. You are welcome to call next time. Bye." (Welcome everyone: "Abnormal Events Management Bureau". Believe me, you won't be normal after reading it. Hahaha. Ahem, keep a low profile...)