I’ve Been Parasitized

In the Age of Parasites, all kinds of strange parasitized people are everywhere.

Someone gets parasitized in an unspeakable place and comes to beg for help.

Ye Changqing: “If a parasite brings disaster, cut it off and be done with it.”

Someone gets turned into a hermaphrodite by a parasite and breaks down in tears.

Ye Changqing: “Weren't you saying you couldn't find a girlfriend? Now you can be your own boyfriend and girlfriend. What's wrong with that?”

“...That actually makes sense.”

A young woman gets parasitized by a flower, and her family brings her in for help.

Ye Changqing: “From what I can tell, she's about to become a vegetable.”

Her family: “How do we wake her up?”

The young woman: “Why would I wake up? I still need to bloom!”

All kinds of adorable little animals get parasitized, too.

Ye Changqing: “It's so pretty. Why don't we...”

The little animal gives a sad smile: I haven't been rained on! I'm not depressed! I haven't got heatstroke! Please leave me alone!

Don't get parasitized, or Brother Ye will have a thousand reasons to eat you. There's bound to be one that suits you.

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