I've Been Parasitized

In the era of parasitism, there were many strange parasites. Someone who was parasitized in an unspeakable location came to ask for help. Ye Changqing: "If you send anything, it will cause disaster, but if you cut it, it will be cured forever." Someone was parasitized into a hermaphrodite and cried in grief. Ye Changqing: "You can't find a girlfriend? Isn't it better to blame yourself?" "... It seems to make sense." A girl was parasitized by flowers, and her family kidnapped her and came to seek help. Ye Changqing: "According to my observations, she is afraid that she will become a vegetative state." Family: "How to wake her up?" Girl: "Why should I wake up? I still want to bloom!" There are also various cute little animals that are parasitized. Ye Changqing: "It's so beautiful, why not..." The little animal showed a sad smile: I didn't get caught in the rain! No depression! No heatstroke! Please let me go! Don't be parasitized, otherwise Brother Ye will have ten thousand reasons to eat you, and there will always be one that suits you. [Readers: 621248473 Li Lixiang]