League of Legends: You Call This Getting Carried?

New book: League: From the Start with a Suona, Sending Zhou Jie and Dai Mei on Their Way

Mo Bai transmigrated into League of Legends Season 7.

He became a down-and-out, retired pro player.

At just twenty-two, he was already infamous in the Rift.

It was all because he showed up on time to farm tower minions in the top lane at two and a half minutes, wandered around at ten, defended the high ground at fifteen, and voted “No” when his team tried to surrender at twenty, just to torment his teammates.

He earned the title “Rift’s Biggest Freeloader”!

Everyone steered clear of him.

That is, until the Summit of the Rift server opened.

[Ding! Enemy team includes Korean import Donib and LPL beauty commentator Rita. The “Freeloader’s Choice System” has been activated.]

[Choice 1: Ignore them and keep freeloading. Reward: the title “Useless.”]

[Choice 2: Suck up in all chat. Reward: one copy of The Three-Hundred-Million-Style Guide to Being a Simp.]

[Choice 3: Make Rita cry. Reward: top-tier passive skills: God-Tier Awareness and God-Tier Reflexes.]

Mo Bai stared in disbelief. “You call these choices?”

Not long after,

at the awards ceremony for the S7 World Championship winners, EDG, host Yu Shuang showered him with praise. Mo Bai answered with complete seriousness, “No, these are just standard plays for a freeloader. Anyone can do them!”

Faker’s mouth twitched when he heard that. “You call that freeloading? Then what the hell am I?”

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