The Dungeon Is Broken

This slime split fails and is hopeless, so why not... Make it into pudding. This fish-man is hopeless from drowning, so why not... Make it into sashimi. This red dragon seems to be breathing fire and suffering from heat stroke. Why not... Make it into grilled dragon steak. What? Is the final boss Cthulhu? No reason can be found! We make it into sizzling squid, octopus balls, spicy squid tentacles, bombing giant squid... As an adventurer, life is like this, unpretentious and boring.