Forgot to Bring Paper When Squatting

I forgot to bring paper when I was squatting, so I might as well write a short story. I forget to write when I pick up my pen. I feel neither pride nor shame. Don't panic, just turn on your phone and click through. (This book is a collection of short stories by the author to practice writing. The subject matter is not limited, except poetry. Maybe one day I will write a poem too.)