I Have a Everything Room

Also known as [The Counterattack of the Novel Actor] The main character in the novel is Chen Xiaoming, whose dream is to eat and die and wait for death. However, he gets a golden finger from the house of all things and learns that he is about to be thrown into the street and cannot survive even two chapters. Faced with a pretentious protagonist and a stupid author, how can he change his fate against the will of heaven (eat and wait to die)?